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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

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, from the dead

cocaine hit a mass popular exposure outside of peru/colombia in the mid 1800s when an italian doctor, paolo mantegazza, upon return from the south america region explained its benefits. it later caught on in italian wines, as a medical remedy prescribed by the likes of one sigmund freud, an ingredient in coca-cola, a treatment for morphine addiction, an injectable for sherlock holmes, and as a spinal anesthesia. all of those who found benefit by cocaine should have seen the writing on the wall when, in 1871, dr mantegazza was discovered dead by detectives tubbs and crockett in a white linen suit with loafers and no socks at the delano hotel in south beach, surrounded by 8 hookers of varying sexes from what seemed to be an execution-style killing at the hands of the medellin cartel. In '95 the world heath organization concluded the largest global study on cocaine use in history. unfortunately, the world health assembly thwarted the release of the study, which would have provided the greatest insight on cocaine users, manufacturing, and trafficking from over 20 countries with the highest usage--I guess those young jeezy shirts really were working!

, from the feezy

1 comments:

said...

my new band name is 8 hookers of varying sexes. excellent.

9/07/2006 09:30:00 PM

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