friday marked a lot of firsts and lasts. babe ruth, in 1929 hit 500 dings, and was the first player to achieve that mark. alcatraz opened. the watts race riots began. the word spork was first published. imagine where kfc family dinners would be without the spork? what would we have said to each other when tearing open little red and white boxes of colonel fried goodness? "please pass the spoon with points?" "hey, pass me that thing...yeah, that one, um, under the packet of fake butter, no, not the popcorn chicken, yeah, that thing." our lives are forever changed. other famous firsts....when was first out the limo.
i can't even begin to tell you how brought me more joy than any spork ever could have.
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