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Thursday, February 12, 2009

i just read this on a return trip from sweaty orlando.

On the flight to Raleigh, I sneezed, and the cough drop I’d been sucking on shot from my mouth, ricocheted off my folded tray table, and landed, as I remember it, in the lap of the woman beside me, who was asleep and had her arms folded across her chest.

neurotic brilliance, i tell you.

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  • DJ Ray Liotta said,

    yes, pure gold. nice postery!

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