great little puff piece about a cali kangaroo whose is starring in TV ads and appearing at corporate events. a few months ago, the poor hoppy bastard was attacked by a wolf (insert joke here) and needed some face work done so he could continue his acting career. vain bastard! you'll be pleased to know he's recovering very well. says the doc, disgustingly:
"If I had been operating on a human we would have just pulled the lip straight across and sewn one side to the other but because we had this cleft in the middle, it made it more difficult to pull this thing across over the tooth, but we managed to do it."
0 Comments:
<< Home