captain beefheart’s ten commandments for guitarists



great list, at first it seems like a joke but then you realize he knows what he’s talking about: captain beefheart’s ten commandments for guitar players.

2. YOUR GUITAR IS NOT REALLY A GUITAR: Your guitar is a divining rod. Use it to find spirits in the other world and bring them over.

(thanks, petenicely.)

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